Jay-Z is to Jim Jones what Donald Trump is to 50 cent- kind of

[Alex]

For lack of a more interesting discussion title, it is what it is. I read a myspace bulletin that I found very entertaining and true. I won't bother sharing it all, but this was certainly the highlight...(copy, pasted)

It's been four years since Dame Dash and Jay-Z broke up, but it appears Dame still isn't all the way over the split. In an interview with New York magazine Dame took a subtle swipe at Jay by offering the highest compliment to Jim Jones' next album Pray IV Reign.


"If you come down and listen to his album [Pray IV Reign], and I'm not sure if I'm too close to the music or the project, but sh*t sounds like a classic. I'm a make a bold statement and put it in the same league as Reasonable Doubt and The Chronic."


Dame, are you serious? I haven't heard a song, a lyric or a beat from this album and I know Jim Jones doesn't have a brain cell in his body that could begin to deliver an ounce of what Jay-Z gave us on Reasonable Doubt. In saying something so outrageous, you pretty much disgraced your greatest musical achievement.


As if that wasn't crazy enough Dame added this:


"I don't know if it's a coincidence, but it seemed like the day I stopped doing music was the day the music business went down, not to sound arrogant or cocky."

Yeah that's true, and what we need you to do to save music is team up with Jim Jones and Dipset. Right. We get it. Thanks Dame. This is probably going to do for music what your Pro Ked sneakers did for the sneaker game.
Can't wait!

3. Trump-ed. Donald Trump considers 50 Cent a friend, sort of. So the well-coiffed billionaire felt it his duty to offer his advise to a friend. In an interview with New York news station NY1, Trump gave 50 a dose of reality when it came to his new reality show "The Money And The Power."

"I'm in many, many rappers' songs. And I know them. 50 Cent is sort of a friend of mine. I mean, he likes me. He just did a show, it was a copy of 'The Apprentice.' It will fail because he's not Trump, but he's actually a nice guy.
"
Ouch.
With "sort of" friends like that, who needs enemies?

[TheProtege]

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[Defnyshn]

LOL! LMAO!!! That shit is funny. I can't believe Dame put himself up in such a high ass pedestal. By the way, in his world, what the fuck is a classic album nowadays?! Jim Jones?!!!Dame is an asshole, and as far as I'm concerned he did to hip-hop what the Grim Reaper does to life - kill it. The only two things Dame can be attributed to is giving us Jay (which in reality, Jay would've probably done it himself) and capitalizing on the Payolla. And quite frankly, both can be directly attributed to the demise of good radio rapp music.
As far as 50 goes, Trump was absolutely right. No further information.